Ivan The Lazy

== Ivan The Lazy (officially Tsar Ivan of Russia) was a former monarch of the Russian Empire up until his death in 1266. Ivan was infamous for his poor ability to govern with order and consistency. He often failed to show up to state meetings, usually citing exhaustion from "other priorities." It would be later discovered that Ivan The Lazy was actually a man identified as John McBergher, a local Moscow fastfood employee. McBergher lived alone in his Moscow apartment, adopting the Tsar persona as a means to promote sales for his restaurant. == Ivan would sneak out of the capital by night and