Nicholas, Comparer of Governments

Nicholas Komp, or more commonly known as "Nicholas, Comparer of Governments" was born in 1986. He had a love for the political sciences of different nations around the globe. However, over time his love would grow into obsession. Nicholas was driven insane as he studied every government of every political body, no matter how small, in the entire world. He was determined to master them all. The more he would learn, the more he would forget, and forgetting any political workings infuriated the man. So in order to ensure he would never forget a government, ever, he would constantly compare them, at all times, 24/7. He spent his days talking to himself, only ever speaking in comparative terms. If anybody attempted to speak to him he would simply respond by citing more government function jargon. By 2006, he was locked inside of an insane asylum for his own benefit, for he stopped leaving his apartment, eating, and drinking. He was discovered unconscious by his landlord after missing his rent one month. Nicholas was incredibly malnourished and dying of dehydration. The landlord called the police who sent Nicholas to his asylum. Nicholas continued to mumble his comparisons of every government in the entire world every single day. In 2016 a student who was to take the AP Comparative Government exam heard of Nicholas's condition and insisted he tutor him. The boy did not learn as quickly as Nicholas needed him to. Nicholas took this as a disrespect of the governments of the world, attacked him, biting his ear off while screaming about the political differences of Nigeria and Liberia. Nicholas's mouth was then permanently wired shut, and remains so to this day.

Now that he can no longer speak of governments, he bangs his head against the wall of his padded room in morse code. This code has been translated several times. It is always the comparing and contrasting of different governments.